Garth Haines: Weepy Emo Kid

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About Garth
Slipping On My Tears album cover

Garth Haines has a profound sadness that is tragically beautiful. He also has a MySpace page.

Garth came about because I have a bunch of songs that are, for lack of a better term, weepy emo crap. I had written that title on my whiteboard, and placed song titles underneath it. When I was reminded of National Album Recording Month, I looked to my whiteboard and saw I had already plotted out the album. Actually creating the character came rather late in the process. I knew I had to don a silly wig and look sad for the album art, but for some unknown reason I quite suddenly decided I needed to create a MySpace page and also appear on stage in this persona.

It seems he is done now, but I wouldn't be surprised if one day he releases an album entitled The Sorrow Supercedes The Joy.


Slipping On My Tears: A Collection Of Weepy Emo Crap

Slipping On My Tears: A Collection Of Weepy Emo Crap sees Garth pouring out his scarred heart. You can download the entire album for free, because money would only make him sad.


  1. Stranded
  2. Adore You
  3. The Sun Will Still Rise
  4. If You Let Me Go
  5. Behind The Laughter
  6. Half Past Forever
  7. Shoebox
  8. You And Me
  9. You Bought My Heart
  10. Dreams Slip Away
  11. Circles
  12. Crushing Monotony
  13. Give It Up
Slipping On My Tears album cover

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A note for people who actually know what "emo" means: I am using the modern term, which means "any crap that has some dude crying, and gives him an excuse to wear makeup." Sometimes the songs rock a bit, but they never approach the hardcore that spawned emo in the first place.




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